Come On Its Christmas.
You Have To.
Get.
Ankled.
Battered.
Blathered.
Blotted.
Buckled.
Clobbered.
Decimated.
Drunk as a skunk.
Etched.
Four to the floor.
Beer goggles on.
Guttered.
Hammered.
Howling.
Inebriated.
Jolly.
Jaxied.
Kaned.
Lagged up.
Leathered.
Legless.
Mangled.
Mullered.
Mashed.
Out yer tree.
Off your trolley.
Pickled.
Plastered.
Poleaxed.
Rat Legged.
Ruined.
Saying hello to Mr Armitage.
Spannered.
Steam pigged.
Stonkin.
Tanked.
Trollied.
Trousered.
2 sheets to the wind.
Warped.
Wasted.
with the fairies.
Zombied.
I Told You
I Do Not
Drink
Tobani 2024