I\'m having a spot of bother
Why isn\'t this Christmas tree growing?
I\'ve put it in soil
Gave it some water
Clipped off any dead-looking branches
Given it bells, baubles, etc
And stuck KP on the top of it
The botox fairy, she is
Rather trout-like!
And why no loose pine needles
That I usually have to sweep up?
Woof! Says Fido to me - Have a bit of sense
It\'s an artificial tree! (LOL)