Ma names Billy, Joe, Bob, frienz call me Slim.
Waz wantin\' ta show yer ma home made Gym.
It\'s in Ma\'s shroom celler wher it\'s alwayz cool.
Yup, grate spot, Mamma ain\'t raized her no fool!
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What we dun gut here\'z a \"bench press mushine!
Don\'t no \'bout you, but we think it\'s keen.
Cuzin\' Jedthro gut these tyre\'z, at the dump.
Y\'all kin tell thet they wern\'t easy ta pump.
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We\'ze all helthe concious ma cuzins an I.
Quit smokin\' dope, cross ma heart I won\'t lie.
We gathur hear, evry uther daye.
watch our waite, we drink Bud-Light by the way!
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This floor rug, ya cain\'t see it in the pic.
We do \'pushups on, now thets pretty slick.
Ole Earl won\'t use it, he\'s chicken no doubt.
Them spiders n centapedeze freak him out?
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We kin trim down yer belly, in \'bout a week.
Y\'all cum on down, this iz the place ta seek.
This Gym saved us big bucks frum the start.
Cain\'t believe what they charge, at thet Wal-Mart!? ~
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