Ho, Ho, Ho well I\'ll tell ya son,
billions more kids since I begun.
At this rate I\'d never get done!
NOW there is a cost overrun.
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Cost of livings way up these days.
Reindeer and Elves all want a raise?
These times never cease to amaze.
Ho, Ho, Ho, just to coin a phrase!
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I will have to retire next year.
Amazon bought my route I hear.
It means the end of my career!
All this I say is true my dear..
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Cookies and milk are history.
And no more sitting on my knee.
Just cigars and Bud-Light for me.
Cuz Ho, Ho, Ho, retired I\'ll be!~
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