LIMERICKS 134 & 135
There was a young lady called Mildred
whose husband was Scottish and kilted
and under his kilt
to his chagrin and guilt
his vitals were withered and wilted.
There was a young lady called Rapunzel D Sykes
who climbed up the tower to the dizzying heights
but when trapped at the top
with a vertical drop
she climbed down the ladder she kept in her tights.