It\'s more rubbish again!
Or \'Another Adventure in Cuckoo Land\'
I\'m still trying to get this artificial
Christmas tree to grow
Can\'t understand why it\'s not growing - hmmm
And Fido wants his dinner - his bones too
And KP wants her botox
Some fat beardy bloke came down our chimney
A few nights ago
He saw KP and dashed back up it again
Couldn\'t stand the sight
Of the old trout! lol.
Mark them poems 18+ in the new year
If they need to be so marked
Fido will continue to check them
Don\'t forget now
Or he\'ll bark ferociously at you!
Is the anything much worse
Than people laughing at their own jokes?
Well, we may have to
Cos no one else may laugh at \'em. Doh!
It\'s like on TV - \'New comedy coming soon\'
I reply \'Where?\'
And \'Laugh at the trailers? I never even started\'
It\'ll be a horrid new year for me again
Cos I gotta spend it with KP!
LOL