Fido\'s trying to understand the strange ways of humans
Though I tell him
\'You may as well give up, Fido
You won\'t get anywhere
Or at least not very far in trying to understand
Though then again
Maybe, you a reading, talking dog
Will understand more than us
Cos I know that you know 99%
Of all there is to know!\'
Fido is trying to understand the scenario
At the start of a year -\' Happy New Year\', humans say
But at the end of the year - \'Good riddance to it
Next year should be better\', humans say
And so it goes on year after year. Doh!
And he tells me
\'I wish you would stop watering
That artificial Christmas tree still\'
\'And what\'s that bit of French they sing?\' asks Fido
\'Auld Lang Summat or other\' (heehee)
But then again, he knows about 4,683 languages!
And he asks me
\'Why on earth did you marry an old trout?\'
\'Marrying one of my bones would have been better\'
So he concludes:
\'There\'s nowt so queer as folk!\'
LOL