It’s so sweet how you think you broke my heart,
But the crazy thing is, that is not even the best part.
This whole time you thought I would go along with your little plan,
And that you thought you were the definition of a man.
You are nothing more than a little bitch, and I don’t know why it took me so long to realize,
That everything you were telling me was a load of crap, and I knew it was all a bunch of lies.
If you had asked me a few months ago, I would have done everything in my power to bring you
back into my life,
But now I realized it was all a blessing in disguise because I was avoiding you being able to stab
me in the back with your knife.
I almost feel bad for the women that the two of you were able to get,
Because the day will come when they wished that the two of you had never even met.
Maybe I should tell them about the games that you two like to play,
But the time will come, when they will figure it out on their own one day.
At this point, I forgot what you look like, and I don’t even remember your names,
Because you lit the fire, and you can only thank yourself for the height of those flames.
Was it Jacob? Or maybe it was Jake? Or could it have been John?
I don’t really care anymore, because the memories died, and all of those feelings are long gone.
I will thank God everyday that you were not apart of my plan,
Because you two are little boys, and he is keeping me protected so I could end up with a real
man.
Maybe you two could exchange numbers, because you really could be best friends,
The only thing is, neither one of you could teach the other how to be real men.
Both of you still have a lot of growing up to do,
And at this point, I sit back and laugh at everything that you put me through.
I’ll give it to you, you did have me broken for a while,
But now I look back at the past few years and I smile.
They were all setting me up for who I was really meant to be,
And deep down, everyone knew that neither one of you were ever good enough for me.
For the next year, you are going to watch me win in a way that you never have before,
And I am so grateful that I was able to finally shut that door.
People like the two of you don’t deserve that kind of power, because I know that is exactly what
you desire,
And you can only blame yourself for lighting this fire.
Now, because of you, the flames are burning more than they ever did before,
Because you won the battles, but I am the one who ended up winning the war.
It’s now you turn to sit at home and cry, and maybe you can play with your favorite toys.
Because that is the typical day in the life of two little immature and pathetic boys.