Woof! says Fido
Don\'t wish my master a Happy New Year
Cos he know that married to KP
It can only get worse. Doh!
How it came about was
KP hid the water from the sherry one night
Which Orchi usually adds to his tipple
Orchi got tipsy and said \'I do\'
Said he would marry her
It happened one Halloween
It couldn\'t have been any other night of the year
Such a horror, spooky, weird time
Now he\'s stuck with an old trout
He don\'t see her much in person
But he always sees her every day
On TV, or in a paper, or in a magazine, etc, etc
Anywhere in fact
She insists on not changing her motto for a new year
It\'s still \' Me, me, me, now and for ever!\'
My master says to her
\'You\'re looking uglier each day, my dear
My Botox Queen!\'
(Ooh, my master\'s horrid to her! heehee)