Tristan Robert Lange

Lazy Loo Logic

I love when things are as they are at home,

Where my soul sings and desires roam.

Like warm, moist pie on a winter day,

The things of home chase my cold blues away.

So why is it, then, in public we see

Toilets, not urinals, in which to pee?

Why is it both genders share a bathroom?

At home we have two, labeled bride and groom.

Sure they got the big ol’ room just for us

Who like to share a li’l pee while we cuss,

And groan and moan while making a grunt sound

Like home where multi-stalled bathrooms abound.

I love when public things mirror my home,

Where genders have their own bathrooms on loan.

A loo for the girls and one for the boys

Seats for no balls and walls for standing joys.

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