My name is Buddy, Toyota\'s I sell.
I\'m a talking Lab and I make good pay.
I\'ve been a household name for quite a spell.
People trust me and believe what I say!
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When I sold Toyota\'s I had no choice.
If I broke my contract they\'d \"neuter me\"!
That would have surely affected my voice?
But I paid my dues and left finally.
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This big toothy grin \'twas all a hoax.
These days this dawg believes in honesty.
I\'m sorry I had fooled so many folks.
Yup, honesty is the best policy!
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I\'d never buy \"that brand\" give me a break.
\"BUY AMERICAN MADE\", for goodness sake!~
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