In this not a poem are things I said to my wife-
In the summer she has complained, \"I\'m so hot.\"
I responded, \"We know that. Quit bragging.\"
A couple at a party introduced themselves to us. I introduce myself
turned to introduce my wife as I told them, \"This is my wife,
uh, uh, well my wife. I forgot her name.\"
When she asked me if her dress was too revealing
for a social function,
I answered, \"You\'re asking the wrong guy.\"
That\'s all for now.