The poodle and the boxer dog
Were due to be engaged
Neither told their parents
As they knew they\'d be outraged.
A poodle and a boxer dog
The two had agreed
Were not the ideal couple
When the time
Was right to breed.
But love is love and love is
A strain upon the heart
The boxer knew whatever
They could never be apart.
To him this little poodle
Was woman through and through
He wanted her to be his wife
And bare his children too.
Eloping together
The two of them would roam
Until they found a kennel
Fit to call their home.
So early on one morning
When outside was still dark
The two eloped together
Meeting in a park.
And in the children\'s playground
Underneath a swing
She sat down and wagged her tail
As he produced the ring.
Later in the autumn
The two of them were married
Him husband and father
To the puppies that she carried.
The poodle and the boxer dog
Are still in love today.
For true love conquers everything
And never goes astray ......