IF I RETURN WHEN I AM DEAD
A canines life to me seems great
of this there can be no debate
so in the next life I’d commend
returning as man’s four legged friend.
With lots of walkies and plenty to eat
and if you’re good you get a treat,
a warm cosy basket to sleep in all day
and plenty of toys with which to play.
There’s nothing else that can compete
with a dog
……….or a ladies bicycle seat.