G\'day folks my name is Rosy Courter.
Your local NBC news reporter.
At my back AND front you will plainly see.
\"Stoned Pigeons\" hallucinating \'round me.
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Seems the residents are having a fit.
All stores and homes are covered in shit.
BUT, the Mayor came up with this bright idea.
How to make these winged bad boys disappear!
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He had all the birdseed mixed lib\'rally
with confiscated tabs of \"LSD\"?
Thought they\'d trip out on it and fly away.
But the pigeons got hooked, their here to stay!
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I\'m getting \'dive bombed\' it\'s freaking me out.
Their lookin\' for my pers\'nal stash no doubt!
Gotta sign off I\'m ankle deep in POOP!
This is Rosy Courter with the latest scoop! ~
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