I didn\'t want any part of dis portrait.
You\'ze can smile all ya want just put me down.
I needs ta \"go potty\" \'fore it\'s too late.
I\'m all through posing for that bearded clown!
^^
Ya know what, I guts better things ta do.
Started this painting in 1504.
It\'s 1508 now I\'m done, I\'m through.
I\'ve used up 8 lives, I just gut\'s one more!
^^
So long Leonardo, I gutter run.
I gut meece to catch, and females in heat!
Sorry; but I can\'t say this job was fun.
I am tired of workin\' for a deadbeat.
^^
Dude, if you\'ze should become famous one day.
Remember you\'ze owe me, four years back pay!~
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