Thad Wilk

~> The Mona Lisa CATastrophy! - Sonnet -

I didn\'t want any part of dis portrait.

You\'ze can smile all ya want just put me down.

I needs ta \"go potty\" \'fore it\'s too late.

I\'m all through posing for that bearded clown!

                           ^^

Ya know what, I guts better things ta do.

Started this painting in 1504.

It\'s 1508 now I\'m done, I\'m through.

I\'ve used up 8 lives, I just gut\'s one more!

                          ^^

So long Leonardo, I gutter run.

I gut meece to catch, and females in heat!

Sorry; but I can\'t say this job was fun.

I am tired of workin\' for a deadbeat. 

                           ^^

Dude, if you\'ze should become famous one day.

Remember you\'ze owe me, four years back pay!~

 

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