Tristan Robert Lange

The Rich Man\'s Sidewinder

One amendment, two amendment, three amendment, four,

Five amendment, six amendment, what the fuck, no more!

We only need amendments to fix constitutions,

And we don’t need those—got presidential solutions.

Seven, eight, nine, ten amendments, let’s all the way,

No reason to keep them around where dictators play.

With a cheap plastic marker and shiny black binder,

Freedoms are signed away by a rich man’s sidewinder.