When it happened, I was very angry and I was also stunned.
My wife filed for a divorce just because Donald Trump won.
My wife is smart, sophisticated and she\'s also very pretty.
But I learned that she\'s also superficial, shallow and petty.
My mother always told me to appreciate what I\'ve got.
But if you\'re wondering if I still appreciate my wife, I sure as hell do not.
When she broke my heart, she didn\'t even feel remorse.
After seventeen years of marriage, she filed for a divorce.
I begged her not to leave but she packed her bags and walked out the door.
I was hurt at first but I\'ve learned that I\'m lucky not to have my wife anymore.
For a while I couldn\'t stop crying because what she did cut me deep.
But I\'m a fortunate man to no longer have her because she\'s a creep.