O\' I am totally FLABerghasted.
Alas, that pussycat plumb wore me out.
Gave it my best shot while it had lasted.
Ten pounds lighter would\'st have caught him no doubt!
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I dar\'st admit my diet hast been lax.
I got\'s this bad habit I love to \'munch\'.
Come the morrow I shalt give up those snacks.
And only eat veggies and grits for lunch!
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I oft\' wish my master\'d buy a treadmill.
I would get in shape, lose some weight that way.
I could dart quickly right up that big hill.
To catch that dang feline \'twould make my day.
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Now I shalt nap and rest these weary eyes.
I hope my tongue don\'t attract many flies?~
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