Every Sunday
I put on my wig
Rubber nose
And floppy shoes
Baggy pants and suspenders to
As people show up for church
I greet them at the door
A smile and a grin
They get as they see me
During church
I get used for skits
Making people laugh
With a lesson along the way
After church
I take the outfit off
And go home for a rest
But next week it all starts again
Just to see people grin