You float around the office in your kimono
bidding people Namaste,
but you’re the nasty office gossip,
who always has something to say.
In the evenings you teach meditation
showing people how to breathe,
but the way you treat your work-mates,
it’s no wonder they all leave.
You practise meditation and mindfulness
teaching Yoga and Tai Chi,
but you growl and snarl at colleagues
while sipping your green tea.
Actually I think I’ve got it figured out,
while you aren’t quite the hippy you portray
you are a little ray of sunshine
as long you’re getting your own way.