As I traversed
Through the star-laden mists
Of an eighty fourth universe
I came across a disembodied duck
Who had run out of luck
In the previous mahmanvantara
And was now waddling around
The outer bounds
Of a forgotten spiral galaxy
So I took the opportunity
To ask it,
\"Well, what am I exactly?\"
It replied,
\"You are a mystery
Wrapped in a twistory
Lost in an unimaginably
Vast maze
And your days
Are numbered!\"
\"Thanks!\" I said