Nope, not a poem about a walk
Not that sort of ramble
But you\'ll have to put up with
Some of my mad \'ramblings\' again, and some \'Doh!\' moments.
Things like:
I was awake half the night, full of bubbles from fizzy pop. Full of hot air? No change there then for me. lol.
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A naughty one: When the s**t hits the fan, ensure you\'re standing in the opposite direction.
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When I eventually found out what \'Carpe Diem\' meant, it was night time, and no day left to seize.
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When a notice on a Fire Door says \'This door must be kept closed at all times\', how we gonna get out if there\'s a fire?
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Do I (we) \'cheat\' by \'liking\' our own poems? We only do it once per poem though. heehee.
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I read of a law of an upper-class person - in days of renting pews in churches. He said it was OK for him to snooze during sermons, but if he awoke and found anyone else dozing, he would send his servants to them, to wake them up!
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An old Admiral in church sat at the front. He placed a pile of coins on the pew shelf ready for the collection. But he took off coins from the pile at intervals, the longer the sermons went on, and gave what was left at the end of the sermons.
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You found Bill Stickers or Bill Posters? They\'re gonna prosecute them ya know. Why, what have they done?!
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Woof! Fido enjoys eating KP\'s food, while I feed her the dog food. When will I stop being horrible to her?! lol
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Gor plenty of dough (cash)? Come see us, say some churches (or other places) - you\'ll soon be broke then!
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We best laugh at our own jokes, cos maybe no one else will!
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I could sub-title this poem \'Mad Adventures of Orchi, No\'s 4538 to 4545\' - or summat like that!