What is happening?
It\'s hard to say.
Why is the Febuary fourteen erectil dysfunction day?
Is it an omen, is it a sign?
Why have the men gone limp?
All the flowers, food, and wine,
I don\'t know what to think.
Maybe it was always the way
But if I couldn\'t get it up
I know what my wife would say-
\"I couldn\'t give a fuck.\"