Goldfinch60

Walking In The Store.

I was walking in the store,

My missus by my side.

 

She was looking at clothes,

I was looking disinterested.

 

When all at once I saw him,

This man some yards away.

 

There is a good looking young man,

I thought.

 

We approached each other,

And with each step he changed.

 

He got older,

And wider.

 

And all at once I crashed into the mirror.

I really must go to Specsavers!