I parked the car in the car park,
The car park of the shop.
Into it I went,
The guy behind the counter said “Hi,
How can I help you?”
“I want a case of The guv’ner
And a case of The Reisling please”.
The guv’ner is my favourite,
And the Reisling the Mrs favourite.
To the counter he brought them,
I paid for them,
Out to the car he took them,
Put them in the boot.
“Thanks very much” I said,
“Have a good day.” He said.
And off I drove to home.
It was such a fast shop,
It must have been less than five minutes
From parking the car
Getting the wine
And then driving off.
Now that is what I call shopping.
CHEERS!