Here\'s some examples - add your own
Some true - some may not be.
A person actually did not dot his \'i\'s when writing
As he said he wanted to save ink (true)
A Lady to a servant -
Now, look, you\'ve forgotten
To dip those strawberries in sugar
For my pet monkeys (true)
If a Fire Door notice says
\'Keep Closed at all times\'
How we gonna get out if there\'s a fire?
I always save money
I find the Pound Shop - £1 (or Dollar Shop $1?) very expensive
I always go to the 99p shop (or 99 cents shop?)
And save 1p each time (or 1 cent?)
What I want to know is:
Why is \'abbreviation\' such a long word?
Can\'t it be abbreviated?
How did you spend that extra second we had one year?
I spent it well -
I flew round the word 5,493 times
Went to the Moon and back 3,846 times
And took 8,483 trips on the No.7 bus
All in that one second!
A person sort of held a church to ransom -
Let me show my holiday slides of the Holy Land
During a service
[Though it may bore ya - most of the photos show me, me, me]
Or else I will withdraw a grant of money I made to ya (true)
Meanwhile - I\'m trying to hack off
This ball and chain KP put on me leg
She threw away the key to the lock on it!
LOL