I\'m a confused laddie!
Is it today, tomorrow, or last year?
Today, this very day, I mean
What day is it? What year? What Century?!
I dunno
I dunno if I\'m coming or going
On the way to town, I met myself coming back (eh?)
Here\'s a saying - not original by me though:
\'Tomorrow is the day you worried about yesterday\'
Or summat like that
One version has it as:
\'Tomorrow is the day you worried about tomorrow\'
Eh? Work that one out!
Told ya I\'m confused!
Fido of course is never confused
Seeing as he is a fount of all wisdom
He knows 99% of all there is to know
Who knows the other 1%? - me!!
Well, I only got 3 brain cells you see
Fido has 300 trillion or more
Why can we never find \'tomorrow\'?
When it gets here, it\'s \'today\'
And why can we never find \'this moment in time\'?
Cos the next moment it\'s, well, \'the next moment\'
If we must be exact!
I\'m the guy who spent so long finding out what \'carpe diem\' meant
That by the time I found out, it was bedtime
And no day left to seize - Doh!
LOL