Hi...I hate Bus stops so many weirdos get the bus.
Not that you’re a weirdo you seem nice.
I’m Wendy by the way. I hate my name.
So what’s your name? Don’t tell me let me guess.
You look like a Joseph...no it is Harold.
You know I don’t normally talk to people at Bus stops.
But today I’m in a good mood so here goes.
I’m Sagittarius which means I’m very impatient.
I don’t believe I am I just don’t like waiting for stuff.
I mean, you know when you get to the shop and
there’s a line to pay. I hate that. I mean I only have
one blouse and have to wait.
I’m supposed to dislike clingy people. You are
not clingy are you? I don’t know what that is anyway.
I supposed to like travelling but I haven’t been anywhere really.
What sign are you? Cancer I bet. You look like a Cancer.
I think I’m okay looking. My girlfriend says I should
go into modelling. I don’t know you have to vane for that.
So what do you do? I work in accounts. So boring.
Anyway here’s the bus finally. It was nice meeting you.
How come you don’t speak are you a retard.
Why have you got a dog with you? I hate dogs.