Now lookie here, humans
I had a check before I got online today
\'Verifying you are human\'
I got the result: \'Success\'
Dunno how they let me in
Cos I\'m half human, half guinea pig
And have to repeat it yet again -
My pic is of guinea pigs
Not mice, rats, jerboas, hamsters
Nor elephants, giraffes, rhinos, lions
(some random creatures there)
Nothing but guinea pigs - two of \'em!
They\'re not flying pigs
Though with repeating myself so many times
I\'m seeing flying pigs going past my window! LOL
Since when were you fully human? asks Fido of me
Oh, about 10 million years ago, I think
I mutated into half g/pig, half human
About 2 million years ago!
It\'s all true this, ya know!
HEE HEE