KP she says to me.....
So you are human!
Dunno how they let you on this site
Cos I doubted it, the way you treat me
I know secretly
That you\'re half human, half guinea pig
Yes, my dear, I reply
And you\'re half human, half trout
This slanging match must go on, you know
To keep you in your place
Then KP, she says to me
More money for botox, please
It\'s my 6,483rd treatment soon
I reply to her
Yes, my dear, but it\'s not made any difference
Except you\'re looking more trout-like each day
Dunno why I keep giving you money for it
And you know I always give you a warm greeting each day, saying
You\'re looking more uglier each day, dear wifey!
It\'s a horrible atmosphere in our home
Heehee.