Canadian I am
Let us make America weak again,
vote in Trump now that hurts the brain.
Third world country bound they are,
idiot wants a 51st star.
We True Northerner\'s dare you to try,
for this Canada, we will bravely die.
Puerto Rico you won\'t make 5 pointed,
clowns in the White House cabinet appointed.
Mexico should just cut them off for good,
we are Patriotic and we still could.
Europe is a bigger market to sell,
these Americans know this well.
We once burnt the White house down,
when your leader wasn\'t a clown.
Let the pumpkin think he\'s a king,
and \"O Canada\" we will always sing.