I swear you seem familiar, I’ve seen similar,
I swear I’ve seen you,
Before, sometime,
You’re a door, hello door,
Welcome back
Oh my gosh, there are so many,
Can’t keep steady,
Freddy staying ready
Losing peace,
I’m losing peace,
Take a walk towards the shop,
Get a drink, before you leave
So I walk, it’s not that far,
But I can’t retreat
Somehow I’m lost,
Can’t find the bloody exit
Look at all the half price sales,
I buy them to obey them
There’s a missing youngster,
Wearing dark, now there’s your news
She’s somehow lost at Tesco,
But she’s mother loving hard to lose
I just passed the tills,
The freaking tills!
I can’t even find a bathroom
Hello door, there’s a door,
Oh my gosh, is that an exit?
It’s not an exit,
It’s a room to… oh my Lord!
I will find,
I’ll get out with time
Walk towards the front,
And ask a nice worker,
Avoid the scary man
Who works in the reception
Jesus, I’m trapped here,
I might as well move in here
Maybe I can get a discount,
Some money off my petrol
I should have gone to the Co-Op,
Or maybe I should have waited,
But at least the price of waiting is cheaper here than anyone I’ve dated
Just stand still,
If it moves you will
Alert the forest edge, that a gorilla just escaped,
But why is he wearing clothes?
Oh wait…
It’s a man…
I can’t escape,
No, I can’t navigate
You need a map and bag,
You need the expertise,
For I can’t see beyond
That god-damn sign, what’s it say?
Oh, “All that’s here is free!”
Wait until I get out!
…That’s if I get out,
I swear I’ll break down the door
I won’t curse,
I’ll say worse,
I’ll say something that’s envisioned,
That’s to be decided -
But it will be harsh
‘Cause understandably I am,
Insert an immersive emotion…
But now I’m a mother loving threat
Oh my god, I didn’t even make it through the front door!