sorenbarrett

History according to the administration

Lately the Trump administration has been redacting diversity
Eliminating indigenous, black and women\'s history from k-1 to university
Shortly books will say that America discovered Europe 
That the president invented fire, electricity, cars and maple syrup 

He deported a professional football player, because he had too many tattoos
What ever he doesn\'t like he calls fake news
He cut lots of Federal jobs that he said weren\'t needed
Pardoned his friends, that the Capital stampeded

He wants to put his face in stone on Mt. Rushmore 
To all those that speak Spanish he wants to close the door
He bought one of those Tesla trucks with public money
Then eliminated funding for electric cars, isn\'t that funny

Canada he wants to make the fifty first state
He wants the Panama Canal back, so he won\'t have to pay freight
Greenland he wants to annex, he said it\'s militarily wise 
He\'s trying to change the constitution to stay in office till he dies