It\'s a mystery...
A guy used to reply to everything
Whether a question or a statement
With \'Why?!\'
Think of what the question or statement could have been
Could be anything
Then realise how in some cases the reply is bonkers!
A couple of examples:
\'Does the No.7 bus stop here?\' - \'Why?\'
\'It\'s a nice day today\' - \'Why?\'
\'How far is it to the Moon?\' - \'Why?\'
\'We had a roast dinner today\' - \'Why?\'
But an example causing great woe is:\'
\'I married KP\' - \'Why?\'
Not got the foggiest idea why! heehee
Though I did see a quiz show
In which several questions needed an answer
A guy replied to every answer - \'Chicken!\'
\'There\'s nowt so queer as folk\', as they saying goes
And...
\'There\'s more nutty people outside the loony bin than in it!\'