Our fathers, who art on camera
Pontificate words of mundane wisdom.
Deliver unto us a conversation,
That which we used to have with each other.
Abandon passion and join the rising tide,
Wherein lies a lucrative and easy ride.
Show us not inside the mind of an artist,
But a taste of life which eludes our grasp.
Contented we are to only listen
Or cast a comment into an endless sea.
Give us this day, our daily podcast,
And let us not converse with those who support us.
Speak only to those who argue against us,
And fight them for hours with phone and keyboard.
For thine is the wisdom
And the company
And the current state of socialization
Amen.