The Devil on my left shoulder
My Guardian Angel on the right
Each whispering in my ear
Persuading me against the other’s might
The D: Listen here, I can give you anything you want.
Me: Can you give me back my mom and dad?
The D: Sure, I can bring back your dog Shelby too.
Me: Can you bring the love of my life Sharon back into my life?
The D: I can do anything, just say the word and its done.
My GA: Don’t trust him, lying is a game to him.
Me: Can you make President Donald Trump only tell the truth?
The D: Oh that’s easy. I promise, he’ll never tell another lie as long as he lives.
Me: Ok, prove it!
My GA: Who do you think taught Trump to lie?