My M.P. and I quote: \'Is a diligent Man\',
He knows what\'s gone wrong and he has the right plan.
He\'ll fight for your Cause and \'Chair\' a debate,
Then hope you forget before it\'s too late.
He has the Newest of Phones, and a Mower for his lawn,
Then puts it all down on the \'Expenses Form\'.
All Bandwagons he\'ll ride , for it makes him look fine,
Knowing deep down inside they are wasting their time.
And when it comes to a Vote in the \'Commons\' at Night,
He\'ll be sat in the Bar getting merrily tight .
When it\'s Dinner for Two with the Love of his life,
It\'s Coffee and Liquor; then home to the Wife.
He\'ll give you a Promise on the Bible with ease,
But Pledges are Structures that collapse with the breeze.
So this is my M.P. ; the choice of the town,
But when ever you need him,
He can never be found.
You can seek him here , you can seek him there;
But in this Borough; Nor Hide Nor Hair.