Monocled and smartly dressed;
the Times delivered neatly pressed.
Two soft boiled eggs, three at most,
brewed Earl Grey and buttered toast.
When but a slice left on parade
is deftly dressed in marmalade.
A belch declares: enough\'s enough
whilst firing up a Davidoff.
The colonel knows, that’s how it’s done,
enough\'s enough, how wars are won.