Poetic Licence

Adventures of Mary and Harry (4)

Adventures of Mary and Harry (4).

 

Mary and Harry had long planned a lovely day out together at the local beach.

They lived near the coast, so several sandy secluded beaches were in easy reach.

Carefully packed swimwear, towels, lotion, sandwiches, cakes and honey for the tea.

Harry carefully loaded up the car and finally they excitedly heading off to the sea.

 

On arrival Mary rushed out of the car onto the beach to grab a good private spot.

Leaving Poor Harry to unpack the car and carry everything he copped the lot.

Mary said to Harry this is a private secluded spot will be sheltered from the wind.

So together they smoothed the sand put out their towels and started unpacking.

 

Mary had not sunbathed for a long time was so eager to get some sun on her pale white skin.

She asked Harry to get the lotion and on and all over her body start rubbing it in.

Harry begrudgingly did as he was told, and all over Mary started applying the lotion.

While in public with Mary he did not want to have one of their famous commotions.

 

Harry thought the lotion took a long time to soak in and was sticky to the touch.

Then he just thought Mary\'s skin is a bit too tough or maybe he wasn’t rubbing hard enough.

Then out of nowhere a large black cloud appeared hovering above them both.

Harry realised It was an angry swarm of bees but Harry didn\'t let Mary know.

 

Harry ran as fast as he could until he was out of reach, and he was out of breath.

Then stood there watching the bee’s attack Mary as she helplessly laid there.

They repeatedly dive-bombed Mary Stinging her in parts bees should never see.

By the time the bee’s had finished their attack and disappeared Mary was in total agony.

 

Harry eventually ran back, Mary asked him why did the bees only attack me.

Then Mary she saw the bottle Harry had used it wasn\'t the lotion it was the honey.

Mary then let rip her feelings and Harry’s ears came under a horrendous verbal attack.

Ordering him immediately to pack everything up and load the car and take her back.

 

By the time Mary and Harry stopped arguing and arrived back to their own front door.

Mary had large lumps and swellings and pain in places she\'d never had before.

Because of Harry\'s continuous stupidity even her private parts were very sore.

She shouted angrily to Harry I need to think, I am not sure i can take you anymore.

 

Why does everything single thing you do Harry for me always go so horribly wrong.

I find it an impossible an impossible task for you to get the simplest thing done.

Then poor old Harry brought down to earth with his tail firmly put between his legs

Was located to the spare bedroom for two weeks and Mary’s words ringing in his head.

 

Tobani April 2025.