Twas Black Friday and all through the store
Big sales
Big sales
Big sales galore
Pushing
Shoving
Being rammed with carts
Floor personnel duck out of the way
While the store falls a part
Screaming
Shouting
Fist fights and more
People trying for that big buy
Going for the big score
When the day\'s over
The whole store a mess
Still have employees standing
So we call this year a success