Hi all poets!
While I wait for \'spiritual\' muse to return
And them hymn-poems
Though ya wish I wouldn\'t sing each one 20 times
Cos ya can\'t stand me screeching!
Just checking, meanwhile
Are ya still human?
If not, how did ya get in here
To write poems or comment on \'em?! heehee
But don\'t ya know
I sneaked in \'ere
Cos I\'m half guinea-pig, half human
Guess which half is which - lol
It don\'t let KP in
Cos it don\'t admit old botox trouts!
Oohh, I\'m \'orrible to her!
It lets Fido in
Cos it thinks he\'s a super-intelligent human
Cos he knows 99% of all there is to know! heehee
And he must check all the poems
In case the 18+ box has not been ticked
If it ought to be ticked
Or else he will bark ferociously at ya!
All this rubbish is true, ya know!
😁😂