Now I gotta keep checking up
Before I return to hymn-poems, hopefully soon
Are ya all still human there?
Do ya recognise two guinea pigs in my pic?
I told ya - they\'re piggies
Not rats, mice, rabbits
Not even elephants or giraffes!
If ya think so
Ya best go to Specsavers!
C\'mon now, we can\'t have non-humans on here
Half-humans maybe, like me
I\'m half-human, half guinea pig really
Did it take me long to write this rubbish?!
Nope, only about an average
Of 23 seconds
Words came to me naturally
Like when ya empty a dustbin! heehee
But I don\'t empty my dustbins
Before I\'ve picked out the leftovers
To feed to KP, of course
While Fido and I have roast dinners
Strawberries and cream
Caviar and salmon - all that stuff
I\'m horrible to her
She sleeps in the dog\'s kennel still
While Fido is tucked up in bed!
Heehee.