C\'mon now, I need answers
I must have them!
Answers to questions such as:
Does anyone laugh at your jokes?
Do you laugh at your own jokes?
Do you \'like\' your own poems?
(Don\'t tell porkies now!)
And - is Fido real?
Can he talk? Can he read?
Does he bark at you if you don\'t tick the 18+ box
When you should really tick it?
And - How did you send that extra second we had one year?
Hope you didn\'t waste it.
And - You gained 2p interest from your Bank account?
Did you spend it all at once?!
Add your own questions....... LOL