Ksey_Gan

Nonsense in Persons by Genrikh Sapgir

- Hello, godfather Nikodim!

- Hello, godfather Yegor!

-Where are you coming from,

- From the  Whereinto  Mountains obscure.

 

  - We put an axe on our bare feet hence,

 

We  mow hay with our leather   boots,

We carry water in a sieve hoops.

 

Our sleighs move by themselves,

And our horses have lush  mustaches.

 

 

Our cats live in a high tree nest,

They fly everywhere. without a rest,

They flew into the yard now,

Started a conversation: \"Caw, caw!\"

 

- But it is a crow! And about a few.

- A boiled fly agaric brought for you!

 

Our crow has long ears sharming,

Often scurries around the garden;

Hop and hop across the bridge,

A white spot - tail. as a blitch.

 

- But it\'s a grey  hare, I  guess!

- A pine cone in your stupid nose!

 

All the animals are afraid of

Our  huge  hare tremendous.

 

Last winter in the bitter frost

A gray hare carried off a ram fast.

 

- But it\'s a terrible  wolf, I  bet?

- A flick on your round forehead!

 

Have you never heard,

That our wolves have horns hard  ?

The wolf shakes his white  beard,

He dined on   orache  short .

    

- But it\'s  a goat!  Mind throw!

- A thousand flickhs now for only you!

 

Our goat, slimy thing,

Went under  a clumsy snag,

Wagging hism tail, as yet.

It does not allow setting up nets.

 

- But it\'s a usual burbot!

- No, it\'s not a burbot, I hope.

We don\'t say that about burbot.

 

Burbot, godfather Nikodim,

It is just proud of himself;

Burbot, godfather Nikodim

It  wears a sable hat well.

It doesn\'t break it in front of anyone

And he doesn\'t understand jokes, pro-fan.