Doggerel Dave

Expansive, Expensive

Something special just happened to Sydney -

It became the most expensive city

In the world to find shelter; you with me?

The world mark you; couldn’t be more shitty.

                            .

‘Greatest country in the world’ says our PM,

(He’s a well endowed property owner)

Perhaps accompanied with too much phlegm;

I only know there’s no greater downer:-

                            .

For the homeless who can’t get out of town,

Patents in hospital – been there, just ask me;

Or those embroiled in a traffic meltdown

In this jewel of our paradise, Sydney.