Ohh, I\'m a barrel of laughs - not!
I\'m all gloom and doom
Now look - here in UK it\'s the Longest Day soon
Cheer up though -
The nights start drawing in now
It\'ll soon be Ch.......... again
Only 6 months to go!
Can\'t say the word until December
When some fat beardy bloke
In a red costume and welly boots
Comes down ya chimney!
Who is he?!
I\'m wishing me life away here
Going by that timescale!
But you likes it really, I know
If ya can make someone miserable
Why hold back? What\'s stopping ya?
If ya got summat negative to say
And unsure whether to say it
Say it anyway!
It\'ll darken someone\'s day
And you\'ll say to them
If I\'m miserable, I don\'t see why
You should be happy!
This has to stop, says Fido to me
You gloom-and-doom merchant, you! LOL