Fido wants to know certain things
Though he probably knows them already
Since he knows 99% of everything
There is to know
He\'s just checking if I know them.....
Things like when he asks me:
Did it take you long to write that daft poem?
Another load of rubbish!
Nooooo, I reply, not at all
Only about 30 seconds
Of utter drivel
And he asks, Did you have to think much about it
As you wrote that poem?
Noooo, not at all, I said
Cos I only got 3 brain cells!
How many mad adventures you got? Fido asks me
Ohhh, about 489373629, I reply!
Is this all true? he asks me
Why, yes, of course, I reply! Heehee