We\'ve received information
Of an impending attack
By wombats
On Perth, Australia
If the wombats attack
The Perth metropolitan area
It won\'t be much of a problem
As there\'s only around 43 000 of them
Compared to over two million
Humans
But if the City of Perth is attacked
By wombats the lack
Of defendants
Could cause considerable
Problems
As there is only around
31 000 of them