Poetic Licence

Chuckles Week (Part 3).

Mary’s Fun Life.

 

There was an eccentric lady called Mary.

She was on the large side and quite hairy.

She wouldn\'t shave her chest face or legs.

No matter how much poor harry begged.

Now the people call her Scary Hairy Mary.

 

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Mary’s sexual urges grew.

Harry didn\'t know what to do.

Harry just laid on his back.

Waited for Mary to attack.

Harry is now black and blue.

 

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Marry wanted to have a baby.

But Harry was incredibly lazy.

Harry searched on the Internet.

Harry then he read every book.

Harry found it difficult to find a

Good recipe for an instant baby.

 

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Mary and Harry went to the hills.

To each fetch a bucket of water.

Mary and Harry then laid down.

Mary forgot to take the usual pill.

Now they have a baby daughter.

 

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Mary finally left Harry for Pete.

A man who appeared so sweet.

One day Harry agreed to meet.

At a house at the end of the street.

Harry was there for Pete to greet.

Now the love triangle is complete.

 

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